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The Chainsaw Mafia

The Chainsaw Mafia was created and executed by women,
and we strongly believe that more women should jump into the
gigantic bucket of blood and guts.

We report on all subgenres of horror.
If something offends you, please tell us about it,
so we may thoroughly report on the subject.

Before you leave make sure you check out the Slaughter Shop and the Networking Board,
where you can stock up on everything you need for the killing spree.

Disclaimer: This site contains extreme scenes and pictures of violence and sexuality.
Those who lack the maturity to understand the genre as an art form need not view the rest of this site.


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 So I Made a Movie: Voyeur Part One

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Written by Shannon Lark, ceo of The Mafia

Stacie Ponder
and I have decided to entertain you with another exciting installment of "So I Made a Movie."  The first was Ludlow, which is a film that is practically a feature that Stacie and I shot in two days, starring Elissa Dowling and ME ME ME.

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 The Graveyard Shift is available, inquire within

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The Graveyard Shift is up and swingin' now more than ever!  Go check em out on myspace.  You can listen to past shows on their nifty little player.  John isn't terrible to listen to either...


Posted by shannon on Friday, July 03 @ 04:53:18 CDT
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 The Scream Queen Mafia: An Interview with Brooke Lewis

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Written by TCM Staff Writer Rachel Grubb

When I was in Las Vegas for Xanadu, I met an amazing lady named Brooke Lewis--Scream Queen, actress, and producer! She and I were on two of the panels together, and I was wowed by her knowledge of the industry. She is a sweet lady, and I cannot say enough great things about her. I'd like to introduce you to her now...

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 Shriekfest: Call for entries

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The 9th annual Shriekfest, the Los Angeles International Horror/Thriller/SciFi/Fantasy Film Festival and Screenplay competition is currently accepting submissions for it's 2009 festival to be held October 1-4th, 2009...

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 Queens of Scream on Amazon!

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Queens of Scream: The New Blood, a book by David Byron is now on Amazon! This book contains several interview with women who contribute their talents, screams, writing, and voices to the genre.

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 Mansion of Terror Horror Park searches for leading lady

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Texas based Mansion of Terror Horror Park is on the hunt for the perfect "Scream Queen" who can be the face of their...err...park.

It seems more than a serious, seasoned SQ you really just need to be hot and know how to pose. So, all you incredibly attractive ladies who can strike a pose like nobodies' business, read on for more details.

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 Wildclaw Theatre extends deadline

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WildClaw Theatre
is proud to announce that, due to popular demand, the submissions deadline for DEATHSCRIBE 2009, Ten Minutes of Terror Horror Radio Play Festival, has been extended to July 31st.

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 Enigma Productions casting call

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Enigma Films is currently casting for Ginger-Stein, the beautiful character developed by artist Dennis Willman....

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 TRUST is coming...

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Here is something interesting.  Trust is a movie in pre-production slated to begin shooting in August by Sweet Home Films. It's been quoted to be amidst the likeness of "Big Brother meets Saw"...

Posted by shannon on Wednesday, July 01 @ 01:59:34 CDT
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 Zombie Ball hits Central Valley

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The Central Valley Horror Club is throwing a Zombie Ball August 15th in...well...Central Valley.  If you don't know what the Central Valley is, then you don't belong at this shindig.

Posted by shannon on Wednesday, July 01 @ 01:46:07 CDT
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 Stage and Scream: The Many Deaths of Paula Maxa

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Written by TCM Staff Writer Jamie Jenkins

The term Scream Queen brings many names to mind. If I were to ask you to name some I'm sure I'd get responses varying from Fay Wray to Jamie Lee Curtis, from Linnea Quigley to Debbie Rochon or even The Mafia's very own Shannon Lark. These ladies and many more have turned acting in horror films into an art form that rises above the oft portrayed bimbo that breaks a heel. They are all beautiful, talented and in possession of a helluva wail.

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 Hot Zombie Chicks...There ain't nuthin' better!

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Written and Exhumed by TCM Staff Writer Necromagickal

Within a world where beauty is only skin deep...there ain't nuthin' sexier than that skin being decomposed, bloody, and full blown dead and undead! Who needs the traditional beauty of forms such as from the ancient Greeks when you can have the rotten aesthetics of zombies! Yes..zombies can be hot and Hot Zombie Chicks will arise weird lusting for half naked ashen corpses painted in pen and ink.

If you too are turned on by HZC's like me....read on and get turned on to the comic realms of Hot Zombie Chicks...

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 The Plea for Peace Center screens Viscera!

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The Plea for Peace Center is screening all of the Viscera 2007 films this Saturday in Stockton, CA.

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 Slaughter Shop Weekly Sale-Remote Control Zombies!!

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Holy crap!  The Remote Control Zombies are now 10% off!??

YES!!!!

This week only!

Posted by shannon on Tuesday, June 23 @ 02:51:27 CDT
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 Stellar Corpses will steal your undead heart...and eat it

AnnouncementsHello all of my Ghouls and Creeps, Spooks and Freaks...
I’m proud to introduce to you, Stellar Corpses!

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Written by TCM Staff Writer Tessara

Calling Santa Cruz home, this spooky quartet is a must see psychobilly/horrorpunk band. But no matter what genre you listen to, if you like great music with a morbid sense of humor and necrophilic tendencies, check out Stellar Corpses! Be sure to catch them on tour promoting their brand new full length album Welcome to the Nightmare. You won’t be disappointed.

Posted by shannon on Tuesday, June 23 @ 01:45:03 CDT
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 The Darker Side Magazine is more than horror!

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Written by TCM Staff Writer Necromagickal

Did you think that horror and exposing your consciousness to horror and the darkside was limited to film or being politically correct before the altars of fan boys and fan girls practicing the proverbial butt smack upon the famous? Nope you are wrong! Allow the perverse minds dwelling at the Chainsaw Mafia to enlighten you unto the world of The Darkerside Magazine! What's that you ask? Well read on and learn...

Posted by shannon on Monday, June 22 @ 18:58:47 CDT
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 Zombie Rock Apparel: Clothing for Rocking Zombies!

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Written by TCM Staff Writer Necromagickal

Zombie Rock Apparel is hot clothing for zombies that rock! I do not mean the undead with autistic disabilities of course (although I am sure even they would wear these clothes). If you have not seen the apparel from Zombie Rock than you must truly be dead...and not in the cool way.

Welcome to the Featured Merchant here on the Chainsaw Mafia...Zombie Rock Apparel! So before dressing your rotting flesh with some cool clothes, read on to learn some interesting facts about the company and its product. Go now!!!

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 Clowns VS Ninjas: What's scarier than that?

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Written by TCM Staff Writer Necromagickal

Within an existential world where real horrors such as the downward spiraling economy, diseases originating from pork, fowl, and beef steaks, Iranian's with big missiles, and inferior classic film remakes, the horror genre is not so scary. The genre must take on new depths of depravity and surrealistic madness to evoke any form of excited heart rate or veined blood flow within viewers. That's where Clowns VS Ninjas comes into the picture!

What am I talking about? Well I am not talking about the Hung Fu corpse of David Carradine fighting the rotting clown carcass of Bozo! I am talking about the new independent horror film called Clowns VS Ninjas. What's it about you ask? It's about Clowns VS Ninjas...Did you not get that already? Wow..well drink one of those sugary brain drinks, go back to school, and read on to find out more...

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 Queens Of Scream: The New Blood, a New book by David Byron

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Were you ever curious about what made your favorite Scream Queens tick?

Look no further, because NVF Magazine founder David Byron has compiled an impressive list of interviews with some of the hottest ladies in horror....

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 Scarefest for all you morbidly wonderful couples

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Splatastic Event brought to you by TCM Staff Writer Kristin

Scarefest 2009 is offering hoping-to-be-wed couples a chance to be married at their official costume ball....

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If you went to Hell, what do you think would be worse?

Classic Hell, fire and brimstone and all that.
Torture by the Spanish Inquisition.
Doomed to watch remake after remake.
Your worst nightmares over and over again.
George Bush speaking to ONLY YOU for eternity.



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