Mr. Gable’s Halloween Watch List
We are well into October and I know I don’t have to tell you that Halloween is just around the corner. As a horror writer, the month of October is a special time. It’s that time of the year when I get to do countdowns, host marathons and write about them. It’s that wonderful time of year when old classics like The Evil Dead come back to theatres for one night only midnight showings. And it’s also that time of year when I get to compile a list of :
13 Movies You Should Be Watching This Halloween Season!
I’ve seen a lot of lists over the years. Everything from the top 10 best horror movies of all time to the top 10 worst horror movies of all time. I know we all have a pretty good handle on what good horror movies there are out there. Myself, I prefer the obscure and ridiculous. I like the kinds of movies that are extremely entertaining but at the same time terrifying. So this Halloween season I wanted to compile a list of 13 horror movies you SHOULD be watching. This is a list for those of you that are looking for something new to spice up your October. Something like…
13. Lesbian Vampire Killers
This wonderful little horror/comedy somehow snuck in under the radar and has been stuck there ever since. I remember first hearing about this movie and being unable to contain my excitement for it based on title alone. Unfortunately, when the movie was released to DVD the title was changed to just simply “Vampire Killers.” I’m almost certain that killed any chances of instant interest for anyone that came across it at a rental store. But that doesn’t change the content of the film any. There ARE Lesbian Vampires and they explode white ooze when they die. Think Shaun of the Dead but with Vampires.
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12. Basket Case
Basket Case is a movie that must be seen to be believed. The synopsis goes something like this: Two brothers, one normal, the other a deformed “growth” housed in a basket, are telepathically linked. Together they seek revenge on the doctors that separated them. And boy, do they ever! This violent monster exploitation flick covers all realms of film from the absolute ludicrous to the fantastically enjoyable. The stop motion scenes will make you laugh and the deaths will give you nightmares.
11. Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat
This movie is directed by Anthony Hickox, director of Waxwork & Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth. If you’ve seen either of those movies then you can understand his style. He goes for the insane over the top but at the same time keeping it completely serious. Sundown is no different. Vampires have decided to try and live with humans. They develop a skin cream that blocks out the sun completely so they can walk around during the day. The plot mostly centers around them developing a blood substitute. They can’t get it quite right so they call in a specialist to help them figure it out. Comedy ensues when the specialist and his family show up in the vampire town and all the vamps do their best to pretend that they are regular human beings. And it gets better when a Mustached Bruce Campbell shows up claming to be the long lost descendent of Van Helsing who must destroy the head vampire, played by David Carradine. You can’t go wrong.
10. Altered
If you’re like me, aliens freak you out. Especially little green ones with big black eyes and long pointy teeth. *shudder* I can’t stand the thought. I don’t know why, they just scare me to death. The creepy little green alien with big black eyes and long pointy teeth in Altered is especially terrifying. A bunch of rednecks were abducted years ago by aliens so now they spend their weekends hunting in the woods at night attempting to capture one so they can get themselves a little revenge. Sure enough, one night they get one. They bring it to a mutual friend of theirs to figure out what to do with it. Chaos ensues as they struggle with the morality of torturing it, dodge its mind controlling stare and fatal bite, capture it again when it escapes, and try to avoid an all out intergalactic war.
9. Carnosaur 2
Now, I know what you’re thinking…Carnosaur 2? What about Carnosaur 1? Don’t worry, they aren’t an interwoven storyline. After all, it is a Roger Corman movie. All you need to know is that they brought dinosaurs back to life and now they’re loose. You’ll have to look past the men in rubber suit aspects of Carnosaur 2 but it is totally worth it. Carnosaur 2 is actually an Aliens clone. The story is pretty much verbatim but instead of aliens, it’s dinosaurs. I know it sounds dumb but it completely works for this movie. Unlike the first one, the Aliens outline gives Carnosaur 2 something to go by while they work on violent and gory ways to kill people.
8. Orca: The Killer Whale
Have you ever seen the movie Death Wish? Some thugs come into Charles Bronson’s apartment and rape and kill his wife. After she dies, Charles Bronson flips out and takes justice into his own hands and shoots thugs out on the street. Replace “Charles Bronson” with “a Killer Whale” and “shoots thugs out on the street” with “lights an entire town on fire” and you have Orca: The Killer Whale. It is every bit as epic as it sounds. The pacing in this movie is incredible.
7. Razorback
Razorback is almost like if Sam Raimi directed a killer pig movie. The lighting in
this movie is very Raimi-
6. Demon Knight
Ah, “Tales from the Crypt.” That TV show takes you back doesn’t it? Demon Knight
is the first movie that was spawned from that show. Demon Knight, in my humble opinion,
is easily one of the most re-
5. Splinter
When Splinter first came out, I heard a lot about how good it was. I sat on it a while before watching it…and I regret that. This movie is amazing. They pack so much action/suspense/horror/gore into 80 minutes. A nasty little symbiotic creature gets into you and starts taking over your body. It “splinters” out. This movie has an infamous scene where a guy’s hand gets Splintered so they need to cut off his arm before it spreads to his entire body…problem is all they have is a rusty box cutter and a cinder block. You can about imagine the rest.
4. Warlock 2: The Armageddon
The first Warlock movie is a fun little campy horror movie about a warlock that travels through time to the 80s and is followed there by an old Irish warrior who must stop him. Warlock 2 is a completely new story with nothing to do with the original. And I’m happy they did it that way. Warlock 2 is about the warlock, played again by Julian Sands, and he is reborn through a pregnant woman (she seriously gives birth to a full grown Julian Sands) and he must collect several Rune stones in order to open the gates of Hell and unleash his father Satan upon Earth. The thing is he can’t just take them; he must trick the owners of the stones to give them up willingly. Also, there is a teenager who holds the power inside of him to defeat the warlock and he spends most of the movie training for the final showdown. This movie is also directed by the great Anthony Hickox (see #11). The effects in this movie are out of this world. The gore is awesome. The warlock is kind of like Wishmaster to the effect he turns all of the Rune stone owner’s wishes against them.
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2. Night of the Creeps
I don’t think this movie gets enough recognition and I don’t understand why. Night
of the Creeps is easily one of the greatest zombie movies of the 80s (Debatable against
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1. Trick ‘r Treat
Trick ‘r Treat conceptualizes everything great about Halloween and packages it into one neat little film. Well, technically four. Trick ‘r Treat is an anthology of overlapping and interconnected stories. Each of them rooted in the traditions of Halloween and each of them features a surprise twist. One story deals with the values of checking your candy, another deals with the traditions of Halloween decorations, while another deals with the consequences of Halloween pranks. Trick ‘r Treat is the single greatest Halloween based movie out there. No other movie takes so many different traditions, joys, and monsters of the holiday and puts them all together. Sure, John Carpenter’s Halloween takes place on Halloween night with a masked killer on the loose but Trick ‘r Treat has got pumpkins and candy and trick or treating and bonfires and chicks in skimpy costumes and Halloween scrooges and parades and…Sam. Sam is a character that appears in every segment. His name comes from Samhain, the origins of Halloween. He is depicted in this movie as child in an orange jumpsuit with a burlap sack over his head. He is Halloween and he’s got his beady little button eyes on you…
Mr. Gable
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Editor’s Note: Thank you for the Orca and Dick Miller Mentions. You made my day!
Jamie