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The Chainsaw Mafia

The Chainsaw Mafia was created and executed by women,
and we strongly believe that more women should jump into the
gigantic bucket of blood and guts.

We report on all subgenres of horror.
If something offends you, please tell us about it,
so we may thoroughly report on the subject.

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 Carnal Cadaverous: The Cannibal Hooker Edition!

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Melissa Bacelar will eat your heart out..And you'll LOVE it!

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Written by Necromagickal

Hot chicks and horror go together like viscera and the tonguing hunger of the undead. The Scream Queen is an honored mark of significance upon the feminine role within the horror genre. It may be argued by some that it was once a sexist degenerative classification within a male dominated art. This of course is no longer true and as Dylan once foresaw, "The times they are a chagin". Melissa Bacelar has all of the natural qualities that may place her within the cacophonic halls of fright but she is so much more than that. Melissa Bacelar is an actress (never having actually uttered a scream within a film to date), a business women, model, horror host, just to exhume the upper pieces within her coffin. Melissa is the star of the new film Skinned Alive and the forthcoming Pink Eye but if you do not already know this then you should reevaluate your worth as someone wasting embodied space within the current existential dimension.

Posted by shannon on Wednesday, August 20 @ 15:00:46 CDT (9 reads)
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 Welcome to the digital macabre of Jason Beam!

AnnouncementsJason Beam is the Chainsaw Mafia's Featured Artist of August 2008! Purchase his fantastic works of art in the Slaughter Shop and at his website!


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Written by Necromagickal

The realities of macro-microcosmic horror veil more than the cold indifferent complexities of human suffering and injustice. They in fact subsist with deeper levels of greater truths within an embodied and experiential esoteric congruence of dark beauty. The horrors of the world with all of its multifarious manifestations, manifestations that most do not wish to experience, still keeps a secret beauty beyond the perceptions of most. Despite the fact that Oscar Wilde once said that "life imitates art far more than art imitates life", their still exists a symbiotic relationship between life, beauty, horror and its reflection in art. Aristotle claimed that "The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance." It is this inward significance, this truth that the horrific may be embodied with an outward beauty that the catalog of dark artists throughout history have brushed with enlightenment.

Posted by shannon on Monday, August 18 @ 19:30:47 CDT (21 reads)
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 WEEK 1 SALE at the Slaughter Shop

AnnouncementsWe here at the Chainsaw Mafia have decided to give our customers their bloody cake every single week!

The Slaughter Shop will be having a weekly sale on different products every 7 days! Check out the first sale of this awesome tradition!



Posted by shannon on Thursday, August 14 @ 14:52:26 CDT (46 reads)
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 Killer's Moon from the Playground

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Executioner: The Playground

NOTE: This DVD cover is the Redemption UK Edition. Not the one I am reviewing. I just like it better.

Director: Alan Birkinshaw

Cast: Alison Elliott, Anthony Forrest, JoAnne Good, Tom Marshall, David Jackson, Jane Hayden

Redemption Films / NTSC R1 / Unrated / 1.66:1 Anamorphic Widescreen / Mono / 90 minutes

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Posted by shannon on Tuesday, August 12 @ 23:24:05 CDT (21 reads)
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 Master of Macabre Short Horror Film Competition!

AnnouncementsMaster of Macabre is a short horror film competition recently released on the web. Their prizes haven't been announced yet but it sounds pretty interesting, especially those seeking exposure for thier films....




The Master of the Macabre competition is all about challenging aspiring filmmakers to create and submit a groundbreaking horror short film. Over the course of two rounds, our online audience and panel of judges will cheerfully cut down those who dare to accept our challenge until only the best are left standing.

Posted by shannon on Sunday, August 10 @ 13:33:42 CDT (21 reads)
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 The Dislocated Thoughts of Reyna Young!

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Written by Necromagickal

Within a world of human plasticity and artistic banality, Reyna Young is a refreshing embodiment of what the perfect chick should be! At least to the horror fanatic, as well as to those with artistic predispositions. Lest you have dwindled away a petty existence beneath the sodden rocks of dark and forgotten places, you should know that Reyna Young is a voice to be reckoned with in terms of independent filmmaking. Such defining words would of course be a limiting bondage to an understatement of talent and human potential. Reyna Young is much more than the hot paled flesh of vibrant femininity. She is much more than the alluring horror host Miss Misery of The Last Doorway Show. She is still much more than a filmmaker visually capturing the tormented consciousness of the midnight corners of the madness of mankind. She is a writer and poet.

Posted by shannon on Sunday, August 10 @ 12:27:21 CDT (30 reads)
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 Ebola Syndrome

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Executioner: The Playground

aka Yi boh laai beng duk Director: Herman Yau Cast: Anthony Wong Chau-Sang, Yeung Ming Wan, Fui-On Shing, Wong Tsui-ling, Miu-Ying Chan Discotek Media / Unrated / NTSC R1 / Color / 1.85:1 Widescreen (16x9) / Dolby 2.0 / English Subtitled / Language: Cantonese / 98 minutes

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Posted by shannon on Saturday, August 09 @ 13:13:46 CDT (36 reads)
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 Chopping Block Radio TONIGHT!

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Join Michelle Fatale and Craig McGee on their brand spankin' new radio show, Chopping Block Radio!

Tonight Chopping Block is featuring guest Kurly Tlapoyawa, the star of the amazing cult horror hit The Stink Of Flesh: Kurly is an actor, writer, director, producer and editor. Anyone who knows him will tell you that Kurly is dedicated to the advancement of independent cinema! For example, Kurly is the owner of Burning Paradise Video and the festival director of Tromadance New Mexico - a three day film festival held every year which focuses on indie film makers from New Mexico.

Posted by shannon on Monday, August 04 @ 15:03:20 CDT (55 reads)
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 AMERICAN HORRORS WANTS YOU!

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International Horror Legend Hart D. Fisher, through his company Crime Pays Inc., announced that he is seeking independent full length horror films, shorts, and music videos to feature on his new show, American Horrors, for European television. He is seeking films that have solid characterization, fresh ideas, new villains, and adhere more to the sustained suspense of classic shockers from the past like The Shinning, The Omen, Wait Until Dark, The Howling, John Carpenters The Thing and The Exorcist.

Posted by shannon on Monday, August 04 @ 13:51:00 CDT (68 reads)
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 Tales of the Dead

AnnouncementsCheck out this film!!

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Tales of the Dead is a feature film made of 5 parts each featuring a different horrifying chain of events. Werewolves, vampires, demons and ghouls wreak havoc on unsuspecting victims in this unique and chilling film....

Posted by shannon on Sunday, August 03 @ 13:59:45 CDT (50 reads)
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